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Traditional masks — Iranian Women

Ostovar - 55 years, 8 children, housewife. Wear a mask for religious reasons and to protect the skin from the sun.
Despite the fact that many eastern women say they wear their hats with masks because of religious concepts, this tradition came long before the rise of Islam. Rural populations in the southern part of Iran said that this tradition of referring the Koran, but its origins seem to go far in the nomadic period in this region, where both men and women wore hats and masks to protect people from sun and strong desert winds. More after the break...
This tradition has survived, and today in rural parts of Iran, as well as in Oman, UAE and Saudi Arabia can still see these masks. Usually in such regions girl hiding from the groom their faces behind a mask until the wedding. Men here do not wear masks, but women, especially the elderly, still revere the tradition.
Roja - 12 years old, wears a mask whenever he wants.
Roya has no mask.
Fatemeh - 50 years, 11 children, a homemaker, wears a mask only to protect the skin.
Fatemeh same time without the mask.
Ostovar that was the first photo. It has three different masks.
This Ostovar without a mask.
Zeinab - about 60 years, 10 children, 6 of whom died, a homemaker. Wear a mask for religious reasons and to protect the skin from the sun.
Zeinab - about 60 years, 10 children, 6 of whom died, a homemaker. Wear a mask for religious reasons and to protect the skin from the sun.
Gohar - 26 years, two children, a homemaker. Wear a mask for religious reasons and to protect the skin from the sun.
Zobeida Ostovar - 30 years old, 5 children, homemaker. Wear a mask for religious reasons and to protect the skin from the sun.
Zobeida Ostovar - 30 years old, 5 children, homemaker. Wear a mask for religious reasons and to protect the skin from the sun.
Fatima - 65 years, 6 children, selling tobacco on the market. Wear a mask for religious reasons.
Mashad flights - 55 years old, 6 children, sells tobacco in the market. Wear a mask for religious reasons.
Gohar - 20 years, 1 child, a homemaker. Wear a mask for religious reasons and to protect the skin from the sun.
Armaneh - 35 years old, 5 children, homemaker. Wear a mask for religious reasons and to protect the skin from the sun.
Alemeh - 40 years, selling scarves on the street tray.

How time flies

Interesting collection, children's and adult pictures glued. More images after the break...

10 Commandments for good wives

Even in the distant 17 th century Rabbi Yitzhak ben communities Poznan Elyakim especially for his daughter created a whole product in the format of the book, which is called a "good heart". There also have been described and these commandments for good wives after the break...

1. Be careful when your husband is angry. At this point, do not be no fun, no grumpy - smiled and said softly.

2. Do not make your husband wait for food. Hunger - the father of anger.

3. Do not wake him when he sleeps.

4. Be careful with his money. Do not hide from him his financial affairs.

5. Keep it secret. If he brags, and keep it a secret.

6. I do not approve of his enemies and not hate his friends.

7. I do not mind him and do not claim that your advice is better than him.

8. Do not expect the impossible.

9. If you will be attentive to his request, he will be your slave.

10. Do not say anything that would hurt him. If you're going to treat him like a king, he will treat you like a queen.

Roles in Heaven


Roles in Heaven:

Brahma

Systems Installation

Vishnu

Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi

Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati

Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva

DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh

Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada

Data transfer

Yama

Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta

IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras

Downloadable Viruses

Devas

Mainframe Programmers

Surya

Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas

In house Hackers

Ravan

! ;Internet Explorer WWWF

Lakshman

Support Software and Backup

Hanuman

Linux/s390

Jatayu

Firewall

Dronacharya

System Programmer

Vishwamitra

Sr. Manager Projects

Valmiki

Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna

SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Arjun

Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu

Trainee Programmer

Draupadi

Motivation & Team building

Bhima

Mainframe Legacy System

Duryodhana

Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna

Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra

Visual C++

Gandhari

Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas

Microsoft Service Packs and patches

Amazing questions


Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....




Ready? GO!!!




First Question:


Y
ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?






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Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but
don'ttake as much time as you took for the first one,OK?

Second Question:

I
f you overtake the last person, then you are...?







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Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:

V
ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your headonly.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.




Take
1000and add 40to it.. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another
1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add
10. What is the total?




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Did you get
5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.




If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right.....
...Maybe.




Fourth Question:


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is thename of the fifth daughter?





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Did you Answer
Nunu?
NO!
Of course it isn't.
Her name is
Mary.Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

I may have sent this one before. I 'm never sure.


A
mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!






PASS TH
IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE
IN YOUR LIFE

SoftwareEngineerHusbandAndHisWife

A great conversation beetween Software Engineer Husband and his wife.


Husband: (Returning late from work) �Good Evening Sweet Heart, I�m now logged in.

Wife: Have you brought the my neckless ?

Husband: Bad command or file name.

Wife: But I told you in the morning

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found�

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied�

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters�

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.

Husband: It�s by Default.

Wife: What about your Salary?

Husband: File in use� Try after some time.

Wife: What is my value in the family.

Husband: Unknown Virus.

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