Roles in Heaven

Roles in Heaven: Brahma Systems Installation Vishnu Systems Administration & Support Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant Saraswati Training and Knowledge Management Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist) Ganesh Quality Assuarance & Documentation Narada Data transfer Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records Apsaras Downloadable Viruses Devas Mainframe Programmers Surya Solaris Administrator Rakshasas In house Hackers Ravan ! ;Internet Explorer WWWF Lakshman Support Software and Backup Hanuman Linux/s390 Jatayu Firewall Dronacharya System Programmer Vishwamitra Sr. Manager Projects Valmiki Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document) Krishna SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle ) Arjun Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him) Abhimanyu Trainee Programmer Draupadi Motivation & Team building Bhima Mainframe Legacy System Duryodhana Microsoft product Written in VB Karna Contract programmer Dhrutarashtra Visual C++ Gandhari Dreamweaver 100 Kauravas Microsoft Service Packs and patches